


“Once we’re all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?”




“Once we’re all vaccinated, will you still want to spend every waking moment together?”



“I look forward to us sharing colds again!”

“The poor thing has been in lockdown for so long she’s befriended household objects.”


“Of all the frantically acquired coping mechanisms from the past year, you are my favorite.”

“So working from home is no longer an option?”

“I do think it would speed things up if you followed my social media.”



“Ten! Nine! Eight! . . .”

“Bigger than Godzilla? Sir, it’s lighting its cigar with Godzilla.”

“Wait—how many gallons are in a pint?”

















